Cavendish banana

2025-03-10

Image of a granny smith apple and a precarious looking banana

Crispness: F

Juiciness: D

Sweet vs sour: quite sweet

Colour: a warm shade evoking the feeling of a clear summer day in the park but without any hydration or company.

Verdict: The good thing going for it is that the fact that it fits perfectly in the hand is proof of the existence of God.

(E) It's a terrible apple.